In what may be the first case of corporation-induced hemorrhoids, a Jet Blue passenger has sued because it is alleged he was made to sit on the potty on a flight for several hours. Oh, wait, we take that back, corporations have been inducing hemorrhoids (physical and psychic) in office workers for decades. Apparently sitting there was better than sitting in a jump seat (for whom, we wonder?). At least he got to skip the in-flight movie. And he’s lucky he didn’t get charged extra for the extra leg room.
We will return to our regularly scheduled flight programming shortly.
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Doc Gurley is a Board-certified Internist physician and the only Harvard Medical School graduate to have been awarded a Shoney’s Ten-Step Pin for documented excellence in waitressing. 
You get what you pay for! I do find people very amusing though……………………………