Dave Barry Delights

Another Doc Gurley question has been answered at the (in)famous Dave Barry for President Forum! Yes, actual words typed by an actual comedic genius. What’s with the Dave Barry obsession? Well, giggles, mayhem, and snorting-milk-out-the-nose are all fine symptoms of a successfully cultivated Joy Habit. Check it out! (while we go get a mop for the milk…)

Q Surviving a colonoscopy is much more impressive than dodging sniper fire. Why, as the candidate of courage, are you not publicizing your polyp?

Answered 04/09/08 06:48:17 by Dave Barry

A: My colonoscopy was actually administered by a sniper. But you don’t hear me boasting about it.

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Doc Gurley is a Board-certified Internist physician and the only Harvard Medical School graduate to have been awarded a Shoney’s Ten-Step Pin for documented excellence in waitressing. Find out more.

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