I’m sweaty, crampy and I’ve got the shakes. Did I eat too much snow? (see the Doc Gurley post on yellow snow) Or am I suffering from withdrawal symptoms because the Dave Barry Forum is (gasp) gone? The site claims that Dave Barry is changing the forum’s technology, so it will be down for “4 [...]
Entries from February 2008
Dave Barry Forum Withdrawal
February 29th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: In the News · The Joy Habit
Licking Yellow Snow…Not Good. But Now This, Too?
February 28th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Amazing story in the news today from the prestigious journal, Science. Researchers have discovered that up to 85% of snow flakes form in the atmosphere because ice crystalizes around (wait, wait, you’ll never guess it) airborne bacteria. And not just any bacteria–Pseudomonas. Doctors know Pseudomonas as a wicked, killer germ (Pseudomonas aeruginosa) with unbelievable powers [...]
Tags: In the News
What It Feels Like…To Put Your Doc On The Spot
February 28th, 2008 · No Comments
It’s a busy Tuesday, so I grab a chart and speedwalk to the next patient at the homeless clinic. On the table sits a woman with this huge stiff tent of hair and a bad case of body lice. She’s rocking with her arms across her chest. She’s hearing voices. She hasn’t bathed in three [...]
Tags: Feature · How Does It Feel To... · Insider Info
Warning! Chain Email Health Hoax!
February 25th, 2008 · 1 Comment
There’s a nasty kind of email floating around that sounds oh so wonderfully positive and hopeful. It’s titled “The Latest News From Johns Hopkins” (but there are probably other versions, using different prestigious health-institute names). The email takes the reader through a point-by-point, logical-sounding set of “facts” which inevitably lead to the conclusion that cancer [...]
Tags: Feature · In the News · Practical Medicine
BFM Gift Guide! The Perfect Bridal Present…
February 21st, 2008 · No Comments
In our on-going coverage of Black Future Month news, we here at Doc Gurley have discovered the perfect present (as we head into June, the month of weddings) for a new Bride! Imagine, if you would, that you could hand someone you love–a beaming, happy young woman–a little gift (under $20!) that could save her [...]
Tags: In the News · Practical Medicine
Dave Barry Forum Smack-Down
February 20th, 2008 · No Comments
OMG! I feel faint! As many (both) of you readers may be aware, I, Doc Gurley, have stalked written into the on-line Dave Barry for President Forum to ask a question or two, and His Barryness has, on occasion, gotten a restraining order replied. The situation has escalated into a Red Alert Crisis, due to [...]
Tags: In the News · The Joy Habit
Grand Rounds!
February 20th, 2008 · No Comments
Looking for a round-up of some great health blogs? Check out this week’s Grand Rounds here! Hosted by DailyInterview.net, it’s a clear, concise grouping of health blogs and topics, nested inside one interesting blog. Cruise over and give it a look.
Tags: In the News
BFM News! Looking for Your Washboard Abs? They’re in the Whole-Grain Bins!
February 20th, 2008 · No Comments
For all of us who’ve had the sad experience of losing sight of our pubes at some point, there is wonderful news in the health research world. Study after study (including a new one today) has shown that getting that paunch over a belt (oh, heavens, just thinking about it makes me want to undo [...]
Tags: Practical Medicine
Toxic FEMAldehyde. What now?
February 18th, 2008 · No Comments
Grim news for those people continuing to suffer from Hurricane Katrina–tests show that the FEMA trailers have high levels of formaldehyde, with the CDC urging FEMA to move families out of the trailers as soon as possible. This Newsweek article is a review of the issue. Unfortunately, no one seems to be rushing to answer [...]
Tags: Doc Gurley Lists · Feature · In the News · Practical Medicine
Beef U Don’t Want None…143 Million Times
February 17th, 2008 · No Comments
Was the esteemed urban laureate prescient when he wrote the words “Beef u dont want none so dont start none” (50 cent: life’s on the line)? Seems like the answer can only be, dude, of course he was. Today’s announcement of the recall of 143 million pounds of beef (let’s take a moment and let [...]
Tags: In the News
BFM News! Salt-Sensitive Hypertension Advance!
February 17th, 2008 · No Comments
In our on-going coverage of BFM healthnews (see the Doc Gurley post, Black Future Month, for more info), we here at the Doc Gurley headquarters have found some important advances in news affecting people with salt-sensitive high blood pressure (which tends to be over-represented among African Americans). Salt-sensitive high blood pressure is pretty much just [...]
Tags: In the News · Practical Medicine
Can You Feel The Love Tonight? Five Tips for Valentine’s
February 14th, 2008 · No Comments
Perhaps it is the fact that the Elton John song by this title is acted out by writhing cartoon animals, but Doc Gurley has always found the phrase “Can you feel the love tonight?” somewhat clinically disturbing. What if you can’t? Are we talking a sudden neuroparesis with selective sensory loss that paradoxically maintains motor [...]
Tags: Doc Gurley Lists · The Joy Habit
BFM News! Pre-eclampsia Progress!
February 14th, 2008 · No Comments
Our first Black Future Month post explains that some diseases/syndromes affect African Americans more frequently, and sometimes more severely, too. In our on-going coverage of Black Future Month, we’re going to be hunting for health news on issues/diseases that disproportionately affect African Americans. We here at the Doc Gurley health farm were out at [...]
Tags: In the News
Yeowza! Diet Soda Badness…Again!
February 13th, 2008 · 4 Comments
Here’s some more grim news on the diet soda front. Circulation published a study that found that drinking diet soda (specifically) raised your chances of getting the horrible threesome of diabetes, high blood pressure, and high cholesterol (called the metabolic syndrome) by 34% among people who drank one diet soda a day–even when everything else [...]
Tags: In the News · Practical Medicine
Black Future Month
February 13th, 2008 · 7 Comments
Instead of Black History Month (which I love) I’m going to kick off something new–Black Future Month, focussed on the future health of African-Americans. As part of Black Future Month here at Doc Gurley (the only place it exists, so far), together we’re going to launch the 2008 Black Future Month Campaign. Read on for [...]
Tags: Feature · Insider Info
Skulls, Roses, and Goats, Oh My!
February 12th, 2008 · No Comments
Looking for a great historical take on some of the quirkier Valentine’s Day traditions–as well as a wonderful review of health news, opinion and review? Check out this week’s Medical Blog Grand Rounds for all of this and more.
Tags: In the News
Artificial Sweeteners–A Wolf In Goat’s Clothing?
February 11th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Okay, so I come from a kind of Southern gothic family–but don’t we all have at least one uncle who’s been saying since the eighties that artificial sweeteners will make you fat? The argument goes–people who are overweight use artificial sweeteners, therefore, artificial sweeteners make you gain weight. Association, therefore, cause. Everyone at the dinner [...]
Tags: In the News · Practical Medicine
It’d Save Us A Lot Of Cash If You’d Just Drop Dead, Please…
February 9th, 2008 · No Comments
Ah, the seamy underside of cost-effectiveness research. Doc Gurley has done cost-effectiveness research, including published studies, in one of her many previous careers (Doc G assessment: not as interesting as waitressing, fewer tips, more messes, fewer laughs). There is a nasty, secretive part of cost-effectiveness health research that no one publicly discusses which (shockingly!) [...]
Tags: In the News · Insider Info
BOGUS Bounce-back!
February 6th, 2008 · No Comments
In hospitals, if you’ve gotten a patient all better and discharged them, only to find your patient back in the emergency room in less than 72 hours, that scenario is called a bounce-back. Bounce-back is a word that carries a lot of negative connotation–when you say it, you kind of sneer it at someone “hey, [...]
Tags: BOGUS Awards · In the News
It seemed like a good idea…
February 6th, 2008 · No Comments
In another egg-on-our-face medical moment, researchers have shown that giving anti-psychotic medicine to prevent aggressive behavior in patients with severe intellectual impairment is actually (drumroll please) worse than placebo. That’s right. The infamous, low-cost, no-side-effect sugar pill waayy out-performed new, expensive (or old) anti-psychotics in a true double-blind test that included the caregiver’s impression [...]
Tags: In the News
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